A good footballer was playing an important match one day and as the game progressed, the man started dribbling as usual but then got near the opposing goal keeper when suddenly his coach shouted excitedly "Tear Shot"
The player stopped the dribbling and tore the shot he was wearing instead of shooting at the goal.
As the C.E.O of Governor's Concept,I am innovated to create a smile on the face of every youth in the world, by helping them discover the various talents they've got. Wake up to possibilities, it matters, We accept the love we think we deserve.
Sunday, October 2, 2011
THE ILLITERATE
There was once an illiterate who had not seen a clock before but wanted to know how to read time. one day, his father returned home with a clock. and it happened that the following morning his father asked hm to go and check what time it was.
The boy went in and madly ran out at once shouting; papa, they are in fierce battle the big one is on top of the small one. papa, please , come and separate them, unless you want this someone to die;
Actually, the time was 12' o clock. when his father heard him, he burst into laughter and said "This stupid boy will not kill me oooo!!!!
Friday, September 30, 2011
QUOTES
Wise sayings of Dr. Paul
The man for tomorrow forge the battles today
the gap between you and your expectation is patience
People are always at their weakest when they are angry .
Take your eyes off what you have lost and face what is ahead
what is the best way to measure poverty; income or consumption?
who ever said success was a slow process was definitely not talking about me
the secret to living happily ever after is money and power.
great leaders are forged for those who goes beyond the boundaries.
always know your enemies.
there are some adversaries that cannot be defeated alone.
the greater the trust the greater the greater the betrayal.
the end justifies the means
sometimes we keep secret to protect the ones we love
desperate times calls for desperate measures.
be brave even if you are not, pretend to be no one can tell the difference.
take care of your reputation, it's your most valuable asset.
never deprive people of hope it migth be all they have.
WASH AND WEAR
Mr. Robinson saw Mr. raphael in wet t-shirt when asked why he was waering a wet t-shirt, he said because "wash and wear" was printed on it.
JOKES
There lived three brothers by names; TROUBLE, STUPID, and MANNERS
One day, they went to visit their uncle but on their way, the younger one, Trouble, got lost and the elder broder Stupid went to the police station to report. on getting the policeman asked him "what are you doing here" he answered, " I am looking for Trouble' the policeman asked him, "are you Stupid"? he answered "YES" the policeman was baffled and asked again "do you have Manners at all? he said "YES" my brother, Manners was om the tree before I left.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
BIOBAKU HOSTEL UNILAG
(ROOM 213)
There are about 12 hostels inside the university of Lagos, Nigeria, out of this 12 hostels, there is a particular hostel named after a man named Saburi Biobaku, commissioned by the late president Gen. Sani Abacha. It is regarded as the neatest and finest of all the hostel, out of all the rooms in Biobaku Hostel, room 213 is the most amazing of them all, during the 2010/2011 session. Room 213, AKA LAWMA headquarter or better still “common room”. It was the most popular room in Biobaku Hostel. the room that can make you happy when you are sad, just by looking at the walls of the room (I believe that the members of the room knows what I mean). the room that a bona fide member turned a squatter, the room that its members quarrel and argue almost all the time but they can never fight, the room the consist of eight bona fide members, 25 squatters, 4 floaters, one bona fide squatter and two visiting squatters from another room.
Normally a room is been allocated to 8 students from the same department of faculty by the school, but this room is comprise of students from various departments like Economics, Political Science, Insurance, human kinetics and Health education (HKE), Engineering and Medicine.
It is said that, survival is for the fittest, against all odds, this are the names of the dudes that survived all the Herculean.
1. James AKA Bar headed Bar.
2. Tope AKA Shape
3. Chris AKA Akwanga
4. Gold AKA Don 1
5. Victor (Economics Dept) AKA Stingy
6. Tolu AKA Scholar
7. Wale AKA Omo Ota
8. Arinze AKA Nwafo
9. Gbenga AKA Control
10. Ayo (Economics Dept) AKA Jackometer
11. Paul(Economics Dept) AKA D.S.A Pikin
12. Shine AKA Wowowoye
13. Paul (Medicine) AKA King
14. Ugo AKA Prince
15. Jeff AKA Enormous
16. Kunle AKA EcoEngineer
17. Ayo (HKE Dept) AKA Garri
18. Victor (HKE Dept) AKA Isho
19. Badmus AKA Soto
20. Martins AKA Matosa
Friday, February 4, 2011
FACTS
FACTS that YOU need to know...
Do you know that?
Electrical signals between your brain and muscles travels at about 435km/h{270mi/h) A bullet from a high powered rifle travels at a speed of about 2900km/h.{1800mi/h}. Nothing can exceed the speed of light. (in vacuum) (186000mi/s). Give me matter and motion and I will construct the universe [Rene Descartes (1640).Amazing Facts
Cheetah travels 113km/h
Horse travels 76km/h
Greyhound travels 63km/h
Rabbit travels 56km/h
Cat travels 48km/h
Human travels 45km/h
Chicken travels 14km/h
Snail travels 0.05km/h.
You will get to see more the more you visit this site…
from
Doctor Paul
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