QUOTES

Wise sayings of Dr. Paul

The man for tomorrow forge the battles today

the gap between you and your expectation is patience

People are always at their weakest when they are angry .

Take your eyes off what you have lost and face what is ahead 

what is the best way to measure poverty; income or consumption?

who ever said success was a slow process was definitely not talking about me

the secret to living happily ever after is money and power.

great leaders are forged for those who goes beyond the boundaries.

always know your enemies.

there are some adversaries that cannot be defeated alone.

the greater the trust the greater the greater the betrayal.

the end justifies the means

sometimes we keep secret to protect the ones we love

desperate times calls for desperate measures.

be brave even if you are not, pretend to be no one can tell the difference.

take care of your reputation, it's your most valuable asset.

never deprive people of hope it migth be all they have.

 

WASH AND WEAR

Mr. Robinson saw Mr. raphael in wet t-shirt when asked why he was waering a wet t-shirt, he said because "wash and wear" was printed on it.

JOKES

There lived three brothers by names; TROUBLE, STUPID, and MANNERS

One day, they went to visit their uncle but on their way, the younger one, Trouble, got lost and the elder broder Stupid went to the police station to report. on getting the policeman asked him "what are you doing here" he answered, " I am looking for Trouble' the policeman asked him, "are you Stupid"? he answered "YES" the policeman  was baffled and asked again "do you have Manners at all? he said "YES" my brother, Manners was om the tree before I left.

BIOBAKU HOSTEL UNILAG

 (ROOM 213)

 There are about 12 hostels inside the university  of Lagos, Nigeria, out of this 12 hostels, there is a  particular hostel named after a man named Saburi Biobaku, commissioned by the late president Gen. Sani Abacha. It is regarded as the neatest and finest of all the hostel, out of all the rooms in Biobaku Hostel, room 213 is the most amazing of them all, during the 2010/2011 session. Room 213, AKA LAWMA headquarter or better still “common room”. It was the most popular room in Biobaku Hostel. the room that can make you happy when you are sad, just by looking at the walls of the room (I believe that the members of the room knows what I mean). the room that a bona fide  member turned a squatter, the room that its members quarrel and argue almost all the time but they can never fight, the room the consist of eight bona fide members, 25 squatters, 4 floaters, one bona fide  squatter and two visiting squatters from another room.

Normally a room is been allocated to 8 students from the same department of faculty by the school, but this room is comprise of students from various departments like Economics, Political Science, Insurance, human kinetics and Health education (HKE), Engineering and Medicine.

It is said that, survival is for the fittest, against all odds, this are the names of the dudes that survived all the Herculean.

1.                 James               AKA                                       Bar headed Bar.

2.                 Tope                AKA                                        Shape

3.                 Chris                AKA                                        Akwanga

4.                 Gold                AKA                                        Don 1

5.                 Victor (Economics Dept)     AKA                     Stingy

6.                 Tolu                 AKA                                        Scholar

7.                 Wale                AKA                                        Omo Ota

8.                 Arinze              AKA                                        Nwafo

9.                 Gbenga            AKA                                        Control

10.             Ayo (Economics Dept)        AKA                    Jackometer

11.             Paul(Economics Dept)         AKA                     D.S.A Pikin

12.             Shine                AKA                                        Wowowoye

13.             Paul (Medicine)                    AKA                     King

14.             Ugo                  AKA                                        Prince

15.             Jeff                   AKA                                        Enormous

16.             Kunle               AKA                                         EcoEngineer

17.             Ayo (HKE Dept)                  AKA                     Garri

18.             Victor (HKE Dept)               AKA                     Isho

19.             Badmus                               AKA                     Soto

20.             Martins           AKA                                          Matosa